and its like, i may as well give up, wheeee
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
oh my god
(via jarrodmatthew)
what the flying vagina
why is when i try and search for posts tagged ‘braces’ all i can see are gifs of ‘blowjob girl with braces’ ? are you really that desperate to get people to watch your p0rn links tho
it’s 2012 and there’s still no cure for feelings wtf are scientists doing
omg ikr sort it out
(via icarlysdildo)
Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.
(Source: magnettoanothermagnet, via 0-k-h-r-a-n-a)
